Remember the 80's

The desire to hook up sexually with someone you haven't seen or heard from in many years. Can also refer to the actual sex act with said person or persons from your past.

Comes from the name of a warm and fuzzy nostalgia series that used to air on VH-1; you don't actually need to have been alive in the 80's to drop this phrase.

Dean: Dude, you'll never guess who I got a random message from on Facebook last night! Sarah, from Mrs. Russell's Home Ec class, remember her? You should see her now, she's smoking hot!

Gene: No shit? What's up? She trying to remember the 80's, or what?

Dean: Oh yeah buddy, I'm totally meeting up with her tonight and I am gonna knock that shit OUT!

Gene: Word son! Get me some stealth pics!

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

Remember

Remember what I said?

Hym "Remember when I said 'You're uniquely obligated to NOT do that' and then you did it anyway. Really, didn't I say that you were either like me or the exact opposite? You're me. You're a fucking me just running around. I'm always able to pick myself out of a crowd. It's astounding. Why you don't listen I'll never understand..."

remember

something i cant do when my mom doesnt have her grocery list

mom : timmy remember me to get eggplants from the food shop

timmy: alr mom

five minutes later

mom: tim what did i say i needed ?

timmy : ..... i forgot sorry

Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

A Remember

When you're sitting on the toilet.
That's it... Sitting on the toilet.

Person #1: Dude where's Sara? I haven't seen her in like 20 minutes or so
Person#2: Sara is, A remember. Didnt you hear her farts before she went?

Remember The Beat

Remember the time RTB lost to a yuumi?

He's such a Remember The Beat