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"I wish Ryan Reynolds would fuck the shit out of me."
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Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.
Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.
Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.
Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.
Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?
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Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
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A singer to attempts to rap but usually fails.
*Ememy - Imagine Dragons* plays
Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.
Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.
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"Skurt" Reynolds is a fairly common parody name of the actor BURT Reynolds. It is usually used as a "gamertag" by overweight mouthbreathing guys eating ramen noodles or hot pockets in their families while doing nothing productive with their lives.
This guy changed his online gamertag from Shadelz126 to Skurt Reynolds126.
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Being straight but having a attraction (romantic or sexual) to Ryan Reynolds
Dude: Mom I’m coming out as Ryan reynolds sexual
Mom: I’m proud of you dear
Dad: You really are my son
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when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.
Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
avian: Dude was that what I think it was?
jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
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