Amish Rifle

A sex act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his penis between another bearded man's butt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. When his "rifle" becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his penis and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning "POW!!!! Fear the Beard"

Dude 1: Man what is all over your beard?

Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle

Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"

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rifle whipped

The act of beating someone up with a rifle. Similar to pistol whipped.

Henry Fleming from the novel Red Badge of Courage got rifle whipped.
Lawrence Okerchiri originated the word rifle whipped.

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Zygote Rifle

Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field."

Man, I unloaded my Zygote Rifle on Kristi last night.

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Rifle

rofl -> rifle

"damn that was funny! *rifle*"

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the Sniper rifle

This is a take on the rusty trombone.....

The chick grabs your shaft like the barrel of a sniper rifle, she grabs your nuts like its the trigger handle of said sniper rifle and she then puts her eye over (into) your brown eye like the scope on a sniper rifle.

Props to joe R

That chick was a sick fuck...she started out giving me a rusty trombone and before I know it she pulled the sniper rifle on me.

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Smegma rifle

a special rifle that fires the collected smegma from around the unwashed foreskin

She stroked my rifle and it disharged an unrequested round of smegma to the eye

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tit rifle

General wasters of time, idiots

That tit rifle made a right pigs ear of it

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