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A wedfie with such force that the underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs) are reduced to complete shreds.
Man, I guess John has to go commando now cuz he just got a ripper wedgie!!!
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1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half
-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?
-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
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(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.
Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"
You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper
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A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?
Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!
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Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
A bowel movement so large that it feels like it rips your spine out of place.
Oh man! The day after Thanksgiving, I pushed out a massive Spine Ripper!
Said in Australia when something comes good for you.
When betting on the Greyhounds: "Go you, little ripper!"
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