Route 34

US Route 34 is a west-east stretching highway connecting many non-descript towns. You don’t want to stay in these towns long but it’s nice to pass through nonetheless.

When you love bae so much that you want to show your affection by kissing her all over. Maybe staying in some areas a little longer than others. This is referred to as a Route 34. (Not to be confused with a Route 66, bae isn’t that old and has better maintenance)

Jack: Hey boo, can I take you on Route 34?
Jenny: I don’t travel much, take me anywhere!

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Route 66

The flattest road. When you call someone this it means theyre flat chested (no boobs)

"Look at my boobs! Theyre getting bigger!"
"No your still route 66"

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Route 66

An orifice of the female anatomy that is renowned for being well traveled.

"So your dating another desperate internet chick. She a B-road?" - Jacko
"Nah, this one's a Route 66" - Thomas Cumpsty

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Scenic Route

1. The act of plowing your way through a bunch of scene kids at a lame concert out of sheer boredom.

"Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."

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route one

To shag a bird in the arse

I'd fuck her route one if given half the chance!

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Paper Route

1. the back door or anus, ass
2. the area one wipes with toilet paper

SEE ALSO Papergirl

I stuck my cock in her paper route and man was it fly

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escape route

the disgusting chick you end up banging at the end of the night instead of the hot guy you really wanted to bang

"hey guy I would love to bang u in the a** tonight but if you are not gay like me i will just bang the last ugly chick here as my escape route instead"

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