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when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob
Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party
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The act of spreading your ass away from eachother, opening your butt hole wide open. Then somebody shits in your butt hole. Then you put your index finger in your hole and twirling it around until it is covered in poop. Then you lick your finger and Makeout with someone.
Brian and Carl did the Sacramento stinker together.
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When a woman is giving a man a blow job and proceeds to slap the man in the nuts, causing discomfort and possible anger to the man.
That fucking slut gave me the Sacramento sack tap last night. I was fucking pissed dude.
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Having to shit so badly and suddenly in the car that you will turn off the radio, open the window, and insist on pulling over at the first place with a bathroom or even the side of the road if need be.
"I hate to do this to you bro, but I have to make a Sacramento pit stop."
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gape a womans asshole big enough to fit your balls into her rectum, then pull them out and insert in her mouth
last night a fucked sally with a baseball bat and gave her a sacramento sack lunch cuz the bitch wouldnt shut up
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When you put your Penis (or other male genitalia) in the mouth of a woman with huge lips.
I’ve put my cock deep in the mouth of Delondrea, it was warm, it felt awesome, my best Sacramento pencil case ever.
When you tie your tail to your micro penis
Things were going well until I couldn't untangle his Sacramento bow tie
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