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Pretty self-explanatory. See nsfw.
The link was subtitled not safe for work and my entire family was in the room. The only logical option was to click it.
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An item, typically something of use or value, that is kept locked away in a safe place so as not to cause devalue to said item.
Dude did you see Johnny's CQC-6?" Billy asked. "No!" Bob replied. "That knife is a total safe queen! Johnny never even opens that thing!
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A physical or metaphysical place one goes to for peace and serenity
we made our safe place in each other's arms
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Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.
EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
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An object is pube-safe when it is SO safe, that not even the most desperate of thieves will touch it (caused by being shrouded in pubes)
First seen on Important Things with Demetri Martin
"I'm not touching that! There's a pube on it!"
pube-safe
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That page which is in your tabs incase you have to swith from your original page becuase youre watching violent material, porn or disgusting things which you dont whant others to know youre looking at.
-"Man this pornstar is hot...oh shit someones coming in , better switch to my safe page."
-"Hey what ya wathing honey?"
-"Nothing just these cute little puppies"
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The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.