A.K.A. Saggy crotchitis. Happens when you wash your underwear in the inappropriate temperature of water and/or dry it when the label CLEARLY states "hang to dry". It is characterized be a very tight elastic waistband and embarissingly loose fabric. It is also accompanied by the sense of "I shouldn't have eaten that extra Chimichanga...."
Don't worry buddy its not your fault, its just a common case of sag-cro. Cure? Scientists are working hard, but nothin' yet.
Zeek opened his girlfriends cabinet only to find all of her
underwear had sag-cro, he broke up her later that night.
Boi sag is a typical ginger ninja who has a extremely high pitched voice and is usually always asking you “ are you coming out today?” But he is also a great friend who stays over and does the best prank call using his voice as boi sag also boi sag’s real name would be Ethan
‘Hey what’swhats your name’
Boi sag: Ethan but my friends call me boi sag’
Person 1: I could tell by your ginger hair
The act of shitting your pants
I was sagging Brown when mom walked in on me.
The extension of fatty pelvic soft tissue that slowly descends over time, eventually obstructing and making inaccessible the female genitalia.
Damn. Time's up!! The pudendal sag has done caught up with her; perfect timing, too.
Sagging your pants just enough to be cool but not enough to get in trouble by the mall cops
Bobby was chillin at the mall with his swagger sag picking up chicks but the mall cops could not stop his swagger.
An urban youth who refuses to pull up their pants in spite of all social decency and common sense.
Why can I see that "gangsta's" ass crack and underwear? Dude must be suffering from the bitch sag!
An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama
Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!