Random
Source Code
Random
Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.
John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."
A homosexual who likes to give anal to somebody with severe diahorrea.
"That guy in the navy was a complete gravy sailor."
A party cocktail drink. Rum topped off with urine. Traditionally served in a large plastic tumbler.
Hey man, I'm bringing in the new year with a couple of Golden Sailors.
When a man ejaculates an unusually large amount of semen comes out
aka sailors relief
Rhiannon was just so hot he had a sailors release
11👍 2👎
Someone who likes to motorboat a woman's tits.
John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
27👍 9👎
A male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on 'cross-playing,' especially one that persists in wearing a fuku or Japanese schoolgirl uniform.
That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.
15👍 4👎
The valiant attempt to pour 8 shots of Sailor Jerry's into a mug and drink it straight, then attempt to survive the rest of the evening without dying.
Friend one: "We're doing the Sailor Shot tonight you wanna join?"
Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."
Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*
One hour later... DONE.
7👍 1👎