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When some asshole starts trouble with you, and then sets you up the be the bad guy and take all the heat.
One of the boss's stupid bitches starts a crazy arguement with you at work, and then runs to the boss, who she is fucking, to get you in trouble.
KATE: What happened Jane?
JANE: Salem Witch Trial, Kate. One week off with no pay.
KATE: But Alice started it! You're right -- Salem!
JANE: Yea, maybe I better start fucking the boss so I don't get fired.
KATE & JANE: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Salem is a white school with a lot of fake people. Salem is very strict for no reason whatsoever. You literally can get isd for having your phone out,if you refuse you get suspended.
Salem high school: “Give me your phone” “no” “go to the office” (Gets suspended for no doing what the teacher says.)
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A particularly strong strain of Cannibas Sativa which closely resembles the effects of the drug known as pcp. Its effects are best experienced unknowingly.
“Jake was going hard yesterday”
“Yeah he was off that Salem Loud Pack”
Part of the famous P-CEP, or "The Park," in Canton, Michigan. PCEP has the largest high school campus in the United States and is composed of Canton High School, Plymouth High School, and the best of the three, Salem High School. Salem was the first high school built on the college-sized campus in 1970, then called Plymouth-Salem High School. We are the Salem "Rocks" because of the large rock in front of the building. Some make fun of our mascot, but that is because they are too blind to see the originality. They also might be jealous of our great turn around for sports. We are also the only school at the Park with a State Championship in football. Some notable alumni include, American actor, chef, and fiancé of Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka as well as all four members of the band TwentyForSeven. I could go on and on about how great Salem is, I love being a Rock!
*classmates*
Student #1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Student #2: Haha P-CEP problems! I go to Salem High School.
Student #1: Lucky!
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Spread their cheeks and diaper your secrets into it before ejaculating into it
Want to do a salem bum bum
A intercourse where you shit on your dick and fuck someones ass.
"Whoz wanna hop on Salem Church?"
"Sure!!"
cherisse's favorite place to live. she lives on a park bench in the middle of salem witch trials and cries consistently as she masturbates in front of all of the townspeople. and the ghosts. the ghosts are awesome. SOMEONE GET THE SPATULA!
cherisse lives in salem witch trials and owns a spatula.
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