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When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people
The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.
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When you are skiing down a mountain and all of your gear flies
in every direction after a big wipe out or small avalanche. It sux trying to gather it all together afterwards.
Dude, I was flying down the pass yesterday when a noobie cut me off and I bit the slope at like 100 mph. My gear was a total yard sale. I lost my snoopy beannie.
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A sales talk is when you have to persuade a girl for sex
Last night I was so desperate, I had to give her the Sales talk
its full of people who didnt make the cut in moss side, and is full of sluts and karens.
person1: ya know tha gurl from sale moor, shes a slag.
person2: ikr, such a whore
2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."
(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
A yard sale or garage sale that last year round or that reoccurs frequently. Especially one that is always trying to sell the same items or caliber of items.
"MOM," Kyle said, "Pull over there is a juicy yard sale over there!"...... "Kyle," said his mom "I don't have any cash and that is a perma-sale anyways!"
To have a stronge sales backing, team or orginisation.
"They may have a poor product but they have a lot of sales muscle."