samsung galaxy s8+

The biggest version of Galaxy s8

Guy: GIMME DAT PHONE OR YOU DIE.
Guy 2: PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY SAMSUNG GALAXY S8+ IT'S MORE BIG THAN A S8.
Guy: AND SO?
Guy 2: Nothing... it's the same... it's only cost 80€ more than a normal one and can't fit in the pocket.
Guy: oh *shots the other guy* idk now is mine.

Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

Samsung Switch

A sexual technique.

When is having sex with an expensive Japanese prostitute and goes ass to mouth for an additional fee.

"I pulled a Samsung Switch on her after I jizzed, and she didn't even gag. Made sure to tip her well."

samsung a13

that is my phone

do you have the samsung a13?

samsung s5 neo

Fabios Phone is crap

He's got a Samsung he must be an idiot #Samsung s5 neo is shit

Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.

Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.

Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension

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