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messin' with sasquatch

The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.

Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.

Feed your wild side.

by BobWeaver November 13, 2007

62๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Billingsgate Sasquatch

Isn't it that one guy that played Sherlock Holmes?

Friend 1: Have you seen the new Sherlock TV show?
Friend 2: You mean the one with Billingsgate Sasquatch?
Friend 1: Yeah that one!

by Fugginballsnibba January 7, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sasquatch sally

a girl with hairy arms and huge knockers that you cannot resist looking, even though she may be an ass troll

Damn girl, you are really a sasquatch sally.

by phenompyrus June 4, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sasquatch Rodeo

When you are smashing a chick doggy and notice she has a hairy ass crack (likely a polish chick) and when you are about to cum you reach down, grab a handful and yank causing her to buck in an attempt to hold on for 8 seconds.

My dude, I was smashing your sister last night and noticed she had a hairy ass crack so i gave her the sasquatch rodeo but only lasted 6 seconds.

by Tendercoot July 17, 2019


Bum Sasquatch

A sasquatch is a big hairy beast.
A bum sasquatch is one that lives up your bum.

Examples BUM SASQUATCHES: Bigfoot, The legendary Calum Mcloughlin.

by John Haines November 11, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sarasota sasquatch

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.

After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!

by Paper cut my taint February 9, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pink sasquatch

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").

I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night

by cramp May 16, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž