When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!
I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death
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To injure oneself in an unlikely or improbable way whilst performing a usually safe, everyday action.
Fred pulled a Save last night while eating fried chicken - broke his collarbone.
What kinda Save did you pull to lose a finger while making toast?
I probably shouldn't climb up there while I'm this drunk, I might pull a Save.
ADJ~ A term defining the change from a situation being considered an Epic Fail suddenly becoming and Epic Win.
Dude did you see that Epic Save with that kid on the skateboard. It was F-ing sick!
A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely
Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'
'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!
masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)
gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."
gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."
gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"
gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."
Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.
as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.
A unique manner of communication where pronouns replace all the proper and common nouns
He kept that thing there - the finest example of save talk.