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the bloody streak left on your upper left onyour upper lip after eating out your chick while she is on the rag!
Damn i know my chick was on the rag until i looked inthe mirror and saw the scarlet mustache she left me!
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a facial, possibly even the result of bukkake, that is worn out in public (possibly forcedly so) as a badge of shame for being a slut.
a reference to that high school literature class required reading, "the scarlet letter," which is all about a 17th century skank that learns her place.
I could still smell another man on Sarah, so I nailed her til I was ready to give her a scarlet facial. She was pretty embarassed when she saw her 11th grade literature teacher at the gas station on the way home.
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A sexual act in which a virgin will undergo a long painful session of sex til her cherry has popped once that has popped. the male will smear the blood over his penis for lube.
Joey..please dont give me a dirty scarlet
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The mascot for the New Brunswick campus of Rutgers University. Also known as the Ultimate STD you can get at Rutgers. This disease originated from the skips skap scallywags, scaggs, tricks and marks of the university. A STD that is extremely horrible and only second to Gonoherpesyphilaids. You catch this infection through sexual contact, extreme dry humping, or serious mucus to mucus membrane touching with the freakier and dirtier the act, the easier it is contracted.
The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because 2-3 weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and blood clots appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.
Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", Little Red Riding Hood, Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.
Guy 1: Yo, I went to this Rutgers party last weekend and blacked out. Now I have this pain and severe rash on my junk.
Guy 2: Damn son, you got that "Scarlet Knight" B!
FUCK! I knew I should have wrapped it up while I was bangin that skeezer from RU. She gave me that "Scarlet K".
Dude, you should have known she was dirty when she said you could stormtrooper her face.
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The condition of being attracted to women from Red Communist countries, such as China, Cuba and Korea. An uncommonly large number of cases are attributed to Libertarian men.
Maria: Oh yeah baby don't stop
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!
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A man who has an exceptional lover of redhead females. Usually but not always dating redheaded women exclusively. Scarlet Lovers are also apt to performing random acts of kindness to redheaded female strangers and prone to complimenting redheads with a wide variety of words.
"Antonio Lopez is a scarlet lover!"
"No dude, he IS The Scarlet Lover."
Someone who's name shows up on the recently hacked list of registered users for married people looking for an affair.
"What's wrong with Dick? He seems really stressed. I saw him searching for apartments on his break."
"Yeah. His wife found his name on that hack list. "
"Ah. So we have another Scarlet A Lister on our team. That brings us up to three this week."