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The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude
I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme
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1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.
Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.
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The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.
"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."
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An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.
The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.
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Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"
"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"
Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.
I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.
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(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.
That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.