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scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 18, 2010


scooter mobbing

the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.

WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.

Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.

Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"

Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"

Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"

by teh scootster January 22, 2010


Scooter Bros

Any young kid (age 8-13) who roams with a gang of other kids while riding scooters, bikes,skateboards, etc. While alone, these kids are shy and timid but when with a clan of other scooterbros, they can become gay and think they own the streets at which time you must put them in their place.

The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.

"Hey fuckin Scooter Bros, Fuck YOU!!"

"Welcome to Fuckville Scooterbro!"

"SUCK MY TIIIITS!"

by brock da cock August 25, 2008

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Scooter Libby

A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...

The Apprentice: A Novel By Scooter Libby
Look it up at your local Barnes and Nobles : )

by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005

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Dirt Scooter

slang mostly of southern origin for a dirt bike

lemme have a crack at dat der dirt scooter!

by boomshlakaka October 9, 2010

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Hand Scooter

Another term meaning hand job

John really wasn't too in to his girl friend Rachel but she gave such good hand scooters he kept her around.

by BZRRRR September 17, 2008

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scooter ward

Lead singer of the rock band Cold.

Includes songs such as Gone Away, Suffocate, Just Got Wicked, Everyone Dies, Blame and Bleed

by Matt December 31, 2004

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