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When a middle age'd woman scratches at her twat so much that a small see-through hole develops in her panties.
I was looking through my mom's drawers for some ends and I found her stash of Scratch Hole panties.
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The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.
This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.
The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).
It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"
Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"
Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."
Dan- "We'll do it live."
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n. a back scratch given with long acrylic nails.
A: "My back be itchin'"
B: "You need a back scratch?"
A: "Shit, I need a black scratch"
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A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.
Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."
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a person who claims to be a tattoo artist but does horrible work, which tends to have to be fixed by a real tattoo artist.
You must have gotten that tattoo by a scratch artist, i can fix it though.
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chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means
student this handwriting is chicken scratch
teacher what did you say
student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch
teacher dont be cursing in my class
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