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5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.
Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"
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When several Texans gang up on a male or female and aggressively fuck their rectum until their anus is 5 inches wide or wider.
YEEHAW lets Texas screwdriver Deluxe this bitch BROTHER
when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
The act of fucking a girl who has lost her legs. She sits on top of you as you proceed to spin her as she uses her arms to go up and down, hence completing the St. Louis Screwdriver.
Shortly after Rosanne was cut in half, on account of a terrible lukemia charity moster truck rally accident, Bradley then proceeded to give her the good ole' St. Louis Screwdriver.
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When a girl twists on you as a sex move
Omg Carl, Carla gave me a New York Screwdriver last night
A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.
I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!