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When a man and woman have sex on the beach. the man will put his penis in sand then put his penis in the woman’s vagina making the woman squak like a seagull
Man 1: dude I gave my girl a good seagulling last night but I still have sand in my dick
Man 2: TO MUCH INFORMATION DUde
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It's something you call a person with a flock of seagulls hairstyle, which was the trademark of the 80's new wave band "A Flock of Seagulls"
Jules (Pulp Fiction): You, Flock of Seagulls, you know what we're here for??
Roger a.k.a. Flock of Seagulls: Yes
Jules: Then why don't you tell my boy here Vince, where you got the shit hid.
A form of voyeurism in which the perpetrator masturbates and remains hidden whilst observing the fornication of others (e.g in a cupboard or under a bed). As the observed are reaching climax, the fapping phantom makes his presence known in a startling manner, ejaculating over the victims whilst cawing menacingly like a seagull.
Eoin: I was going down on Rebecca last night and Niall pulled a Secret Seagull on me!
Ryan: Oh shit what happened?
Eoin: I was about to scream at him to leave but before I could, a barrage of semen hit the back of my throat.
A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.
Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.
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The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
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