Seattle out

To back out of a social event you said you would attend; particularly common in Seattle.

Jana: "Where's Kate? She said she'd be here."
Mark: "I think she Seattled out."

Mom: "Are you going to meet your friends for a movie at the park?"
Me: "No, I think I'm gonna Seattle out."

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Seattle Standoff

The common situation in Seattle of competitive politeness. Seattleites, facing each other in a situation that requires courtesy, will want to let the other person go first. The result is that no one moves.

Many of Seattle’s neighborhood streets are so narrow that if cars are parked on both sides the remaining street is only wide enough for one car to drive through at a time. If two cars are facing each other down one of these streets one person will have to wait while the other drives through. It’s considered common courtesy to waive thanks if someone lets you drive through first. Often no one moves as they wait for the other person to go first. It’s the Seattle Standoff!

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Seattle Seahawks

The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs.

Remember when Marshawn Lynch broke 8 tackles and the Seattle Seahawks booted the Saints out of the playoffs?

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Seattle SuperSonics

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.

Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.

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Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

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seattle snorkeler

The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking out a girl (or man) and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.

Girl: Hey i want you to do the Seattle Snorkeler on me KYR SP33DY!!

SP33DY: Let me get Deluxe, Nobody, And Jahova to help!

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Seattle Sweatshop

Est. 2006: The act of defecating in a bag and leaving it under the bed. Then proceeding to max out the thermostat and fucking while aroused by the smell.

I can't believe my boo let me pull the Seattle Sweatshop off last night. I had to use the excuse that the air conditioning wasn't working.

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