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Sebastian is the name for a really cool, hot, smart guy. Sebastian is usually the class clown, a little clumsy, awkward, and just plain dumb at times, but he’s good with his words and makes the people around him happy. Sebastian is popular at school, and has a lot of friends and an awesome girlfriend. He has freckles, a cute smile and fantastic hair. Everything about him just oozes hotness.
“Wow, he’s so funny, he must be a Sebastian!”
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A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.
“Ew, who’s that gross flabby piece of shit?”
“Ugh. That’s Sebastian. Let’s go.”
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A beautiful handsome man with amazing characteristics. He is confident yet humble, sweet, kind, lovable, and a hard worker. Everyone who meets Sebastian loves him! He is very loyal and anyone who has him as a friend is utterly lucky. He is there for you when you need him, always putting himself in other people's shoes. He loves to have a good time but when it's time to work he is not afraid to roll up his sleeves. Everyone loves to be around him and loves his company, he makes everyone smile just by being him! He is so funny with an awesome personality. He is so simple yet sophisticated. Never complaining about life but is persistent with everything he does, he has come so far in life and will continue to grow and be very successful. Sebastian has the kindest eyes, just staring at them will melt your heart and make you feel safe. He is cute yet sexy, silly but also serious. He gives the warmest hugs and loves deeply. Such a passionate lover, when he loves, he loves hard. He has the sexiest body and every little detail, from his beauty marks to his chest hair, is flawless. Sebastian is an angel when he sleeps and has the most gorgeous smile that lights up the whole room. His girlfriend loves him endlessly and so does he friends and family. He is amazing in every way and anyone who knows him is very lucky. There is NO guy like Sebastian and I am very lucky I get to see all parts of him and love him everyday. Te amo mutio meu bebe, voce e lindo pro dentro e fora!! <3
OMG, did you see Sebastian chug that Titos bottle? he is so sexy and manly. Does biceps mmm
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the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler
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Sebastian is commonly referred to as “The King” and is a megaladon. It has been rumored that Sebastian weighs 7.62 tons. He is also undefeated in arm wrestling. The only one who competes for his throne as the king is Owen. (Owen has won in arm wrestling before)
Friend 1: “Hey yo! I heard that guy Sebastian is the king!”
Friend 2: “I thought he lost to Owen tho”
Friend 1: “But he ChEaTeD!!!”
Friend 2: “You right”
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The biggest simp in the world and fucks freshman and sucks at everything he does.
"that Sebastian kid is such a bitch"
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