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When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
My friend has experienced secondhand choking
Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.
Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.
An instance where somebody packs a lip, then within minutes of taking out the lip, gets with a girl. The girl thus secondhand dipped.
Dean and I were packing when a really hot chick wanted to get with him so he took how the lip and without knowing, the girl totally secondhand dipped.
Not to be compared to secondhand, a secondhander is when your bro jerks you off
The only thing you have to do is say #NoHomo before you do it
Bro 1: Yo i'm so sad i cant even get out my bed
Bro 2: Don't worry bro i got a secondhander coming up
When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.
OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?
The act of cringingat something embarrassing you did a long time ago.
Me: *sleeping peacefully*
My Brain: "Time to give this mofo some secondhand Cringe
When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.
"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."
"So, what did you do?"
"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."