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Basically what every girl says when she thinks you do something wrong
Homie Rob: I’m not getting back together with you. You cheated on my with my dad, and my brother
Lauren: omg you’re actually so selfish you don’t care about my feelings at all
Won't move a bag when it's annoying someone
Amy you are being very selfish
Won't move a bag when it's annoying someone
Amy you are being very selfish
A Man named Fadi is more likely to be a Selfish Man then anyone else .
Wow, that Fadi is sure Selfish!
The worst kind of selfish, true selfishness, is the one that pretends to put someone else before themselves. The one who pretends someone else is number one.
She was the worst kind of selfish, she didn't just eat the last piece of bread, or save the last piece of cake for herself, numero uno, but she also pretended that everything she did in life was done for someone else, that someone else was number one (she was as uber competitive as she was not to become number one, she claimed, but to do it for other people, to make everyone else number one despite her being the one to actually benefit from it). She was the kind of coward that would never tell anybody who ate the last piece of bread or cake, they would fight amongst each other and still never find out who ate it (unless fear of embarrassment or a tarnished image kept her from eating the last piece of cake that she would have otherwise went for).
Nah, you're the selfish one bitch.
Parent "Help me shield the child I deliberately subjected to reality... FROM THE REALITY TO WHICH I SUBJECTED THEM... Up to and including THE VERY THOUGHT of that reality... Until I no longer have dominion over them..."
Hym "Umm... And you're going to do what for me exactly?"
Parent "Huh? No, we're just doing my thing. You just help me curate reality around my kid up to and including the abstract elements of reality I don't want them to know about OR the gross parts I don't like and then I just do whatever I feel like doing."
Hym "You're using the word 'Help' a lot and it doesn't sound like you're willing to do anything to get me to do that."
Parent "You can't force me to help you. I only help people I feel like helping under the auspices of my subjective notion of deservedness."
Hym "I'm not seeing a reason for me to do any of that."
Parent "You have to do it or your a bad person."
Hym "I don't give a fuck about being a bad person. What I give a fuck about is not being beholden to someone to whom my life does not matter. Which I refuse to be. So, try again."
Parent "Look, the greatest pleasure in life is having dominion over something that can't tell you no. So, I NEED to extend that abstract authority beyond my children so that my kids grow up in reality as I want it to be. Rather than how it actually is. And I can't do that if you have autonomy over your own mind and/or person. So I need you to agree to value my conceptualization of how reality SHOULD be... Potentially over your own... And then do that... In exchange for nothing... Or I'm going to find a way to force you... Socially or otherwise..."
Hym "That sounds like 'Live in service of my kids in exchange for nothing or I'll kill you.' That sounds like a threat."
Parent "I'm a good person."
Hym "And what stops me from removing the impetus for you to have authority over my behavior? Manually? What stops me from refusing to participate?"
Parent "I'll kill you."
Hym "So... Help you protect your kids. For free. Or you'll kill me?"
Parent "Yes."
Hym "No... No. You can go fuck your kids. Right in the face. You're actually statistically more likely to fuck your kids than I am. Fuck yourself. Fuck theirself."
Parent "God, you're selfish! You should want to ameliorate the consequences of my choices and/or accidents!"