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Shalom officer

Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.

Pretty girl: Gun control won't do anything
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by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024


Shalom gahoim

A way to say hello in Jewish

Nick is jewish so he says shalom gahoim

by The coister October 15, 2021


shalom the creep

Great guy

Shalom the creep is a great guy

by Shalom bouskila December 09, 2019


Yahweh-Shalom

Independently, Yahweh is Hebrew for God — Shalom can be used interchangeably as a greeting or a farewell. Together 'Yahweh-Shalom' means 'The Lord is peace', as it says in Judges 6:24 (New Living Translation).

In the midst of turmoil, devastation or struggle of any kind, we need to always keep close to our hearts that Yahweh-Shalom — The Lord is Peace.

by Inoke Emptyshore January 16, 2022


A Shalom korf

Defined as someone that has never been near a puss without the use of Cosby medication.

In Ukranian it literally translate to dog chaser.

The man arrested for beasteality had been described as pulling a Shalom korf after multiple witnesses saw him chasing a hairless Mexican rat dog with his tip hanging out.

by Miriam Webster og May 01, 2018


Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)

Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes

by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023


Shalom Alechem

SHALOM ALECHEM

A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”

Example:
Johnny: “yo ben
Ben: “whatsgood”
Johnny: “shalom alechem
Ben: “fuck you nigger”

by Johnnymizrahi December 06, 2023