Shaq the Basket

When one doesn't come close to hooking up with a girl. Much like Shaquille O'neal's attempt at free throws.

Man, did you see that girl Todd left with the other night? Yeah, he totally Shaq the basket with her.

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Shaq Attack

A form of cyber-warfare generally employed by seasoned Techno-wizards against young unsuspecting Interns who leave their computers unlocked. This attack employs the immortal visage of the great OrbWarrior and Kung-Fu Master Shaquille O'Neal onto the background, login picture and desktop icons of said unsuspecting interns.

The purpose of this attack is two-fold. To remind Interns to keep their computers locked, and to remind us all that His Airness is watching over us all. Always.

"Oh Snap! Looks like Billy got Shaq Attacked!" " Yeah man, He should really lock his computer."

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Baby Shaq

Sofokles Schortsanites, a Greek negro basketball player, national team star.

He is called the Baby Shaq because of his skin colour, FT (dis)ability, big body and dunking skills

also refered as Big Sofo

-Did you see that GREECE vs USA basketball match?
Baby Shaq was dominant!!
-yeah mate, Sofoklis was outstanding

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Shaq City

The best place on Earth, if you can get there. The city I showed to the masses. Guarded by The Silver Coy.

I am going on an expedition to get to Shaq City. Can you show me the way, JRK?

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Shaq off

To get something to eat.

"I'm gonna Shaq off in a few, wanna go?"

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shaq fu

the worst game ever made. worse than dr. jekell and mr. hyde, equinox, and even halo 3.

dude, this is the worst thing since shaq fu

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shaq shot

to miss a free throw like shaquille o'neal

aww darn it i just made a shaq shot!