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when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.
I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!
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The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.
You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.
Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah
*3 days later*
You: Dude I gotta fart
Your ass: *gurgle*
Your soul dies because of the shart.
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When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"
--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"
Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
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When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.
I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.
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Anal counterpart to a French kiss.
Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
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Leakage which occurs when you have too much Taco Bell and you try to release some of the pressure.
Lisa let a big shart loose in the back seat of Alyssa's Prius.
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v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out.
I thought it was just a little gas...but no...it was a freakin' shart.
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