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To emit gas and #### at the same time, usualy messing up your pants very badly
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Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.
After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.
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Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!
"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?
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verb
to shit and fart simultaneously.
- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!
-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."
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To fart and get more than you bargained for.
You Sharted?
Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....
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What happens when you trust a fart.
Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.
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a very wet fart, an accidental shit
John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.
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