Rural Dictionary

shit fuck ton

1. A lot

More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"

2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.

Hey William!
Yeah Chris?
Get any pussy this weekend?
yeah, I got a shit fuck ton.

by Chuck McDowell July 10, 2010

37👍 6👎

Shit fucking slaps

When something is so good, that good isn't a good enough word.

This shit fucking slaps.
Have you heard her new song? Shit fucking slaps.

by _ashiix August 14, 2020

a. Anything that is messed up really bad.

b. Used to curse at something that didn't go your way.

c. A thing that annoys or pisses you off.

d. (Used occassionally) Someone who has a really weird or unusual personality and/or does stuff that just aren't "normal."

Yo, everybody got a D or F on the exam! That shit's fucked up, man, why won't the teacher cuve it?

Yeah, I know, I used the system to do a check-over on my projet but it completely destroyed it instead! That shit's completely fucked up!

The chess computer keeps moving my own pieces! That shit's completely fucked up, dude. You can have it.

by Melvin72091 September 22, 2009

15👍 2👎

shit server of fuck

shit server of fuck was the outcome of one person playing on a server in g-mod. The player was killed several times and couldn't bare with it anymore so the the player said "shit server of fuck" and left.

The player name was - Fedcom99

Since then the rest of the players starting using the butiful word to describe things like shit comment of fuck if a comment is bad or shit word of fuck that you may call this word if you don't unerstand it properly.

DeerLord98 - Hey fartgeese let's start a server.
fartgeese - yeah let's do it.
*half an hour later*
DeerLord98 - fartgeese we should kill that player that just joined until he disconnects.
fartgeese - I hope he ragequits
*New player gets killed several times*
castleking1337 - shit server of fuck
(castleking1337 have been disconnected by player)

by esty alpaca January 30, 2015