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when switching from one video game to the next, the phenomenon of accidentally pressing the controls for the old game.
Tim: How did that guy kill you??
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?
n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.
Oh my God. That... is... a... guy.
Buddy, sit down. You're going into rearview shock!
nipโขple shock (nipโษl shรคk) n. 1 trauma to the pectoralis causing pain at the tip of the nipple 2 (adj.) paralyzed in awe after seeing a huge pair of knockers.
1 ouch! You hit me in the tit with a ping-pong ball I'm if fucking nipple shock!
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.
That feeling that you get in your feet when you jump from a height
"Bro, I totally just got ground shock from jumping from that tree"
Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.
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Shock Underwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids & railraod ties. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to them. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE.
For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. They told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room and the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for them. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys.
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no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
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