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Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead
Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead
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When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.
Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
The best way to kill a werewolf.
Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.
A male with a large penis.
Oh my! Did you see the dude with the big shoe? His pants are bulging from it.
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Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....
Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....
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Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.
"Denard think he a playa but he ain't gon' be gettin no play rockin those sorry-ass talking shoes
A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).
Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!
Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.