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That reliable go-to person with solutions to all your problems;
The happy space where you find peace and solace irrespective of the mood you are in.
You are more than a best-friend, you are my Shoppers Stop.
She handles all his moods so well! She is his Shoppers Stop.
She wanted to know which lipstick shade looked better, so she video-called her Shoppers Stop.
A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.
I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.
A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.
When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.
A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.
"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"
Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.
“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.
A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.
Overheard on the train:
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.