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Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it
„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies“
The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.
Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
A person who shops for the family
My mom is the family shopper of my household because she always gets the groceries
That reliable go-to person with solutions to all your problems;
The happy space where you find peace and solace irrespective of the mood you are in.
You are more than a best-friend, you are my Shoppers Stop.
She handles all his moods so well! She is his Shoppers Stop.
She wanted to know which lipstick shade looked better, so she video-called her Shoppers Stop.
A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.
When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.
A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.
I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.
A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.