shuck and awe

Shuck and awe occurs while your gf or bf is giving you a blow job and moves down to toss your salad and finds a piece of corn still stuck to you crack.

my gf was giving me a bj and went to lick my butthole and found some corn. Unfortunately she got the shuck and awe and wasn't in the mood anymore.

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shuck and jive

to try and wank and be cool at the same time.

as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"

David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?

Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.

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shuck choad

to expel ejaculate, or to have one's ejaculate expelled by another

Shuck choad me lady?

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Parny Shucks

Rain, Drizzle, Thunder, Lightning, Shower

Look at that parny shucks (raining) out there

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Shuck N Suck

When A person's pant's are removed and there private's are sucked

Craig : What's up with all the cummy face's today?
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!

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The South Dakota Shuck

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

SHUCK-A-DURN

phrase meaning shoot, damn, crap, etc.

bob: can i date your sister?

bill: um no.

bob: SHUCK-A-DURN!

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