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Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator
Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All
A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)
some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!
Annoying brat that needs to be updated
I talk to Siri Hey Siri. “Yes?” Look up an article about watermarks, the watermark i want to choose is sea. “I didn’t get that, could you try again?*” *The quotes mean Siri is talking.*
Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.
Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!
20 years later
Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.
Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
an annoying ass bitch that is not useful
Me: Hey siri 14
Siri: Caliing Emergency Services
Me: bitch wha ?
a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.
friend: i think i really really like her!
friend #2: well ofc she's siri!!