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this guy is a sexy ass nigga who makes amazing ass music
lil skies is the shit
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BEST RAPPER EVER that even turned down XXL Freshman
Yo Lil Skies is the best rapper EVER BRO
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Quite possibly the greatest game of all time.
"Wow! I played the first couple minutes of Skies of Arcadia and my eyes melted from their sockets after being exposed to the awesomeness that is this game!"
"That's cool and all, but shouldn't you see a doctor?"
The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!
Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.
John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
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a word used to describe the akward, bowlegged walk a woman has as a result of a recent rough fucking. This walk is similar to how one walks while wearing skiboots.
ern: ski boots!
sam: where?
ern: the brunette over there.
sam: dammmmmnnnnn, i tagged that ass before class and she is still wearing 'em.
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The dad of a family of little kids who ski. They are usually rich and from New York, Jersey, Connecticut, or Massachusetts and ski every weekend in Vermont, also often pulling their kids out of school to go skiing. They irresponsibly let their little kids loose around the mountain zigzagging around in the trees and cutting everyone off. They take videos of their kids skiing a "hard" trail and post it on youtube, making sure to make the kids' age apparent. A typical video will be in a glade, and the dad will stop and film each of their five kids ski past. They cover their fancy SUV with bumper stickers for Mad River Glen and Stowe among others, and make sure to have a ski rack that everyone can see, keeping it on during the summer. They are obnoxious and inconsiderate to any others on the mountain, thinking they and their kids are the best skiers on the mountain.
Joey is a ski dad. He drives up from jersey every friday night to Sugarbush in his suburban covered with ski bumper stickers with skis packed in the overhead rack. He spends his day chasing his kids in the glades and cutting the lift line because he is rich and supposedly a better skier than them all. They return on Sunday night so his kids can continue to fail school and he can continue bragging about his kids in a ski blog.
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