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The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.
Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men
A hot man. A youngling slayer. Doesn’t have the high ground (or limbs).
Me: anakin skywalker is hot
My bestie: get help
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Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING
OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU
The chosen one who doesn't have the high ground, isn't a master, and really doesn't like sand
Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
a strain of weed favored by many.
*dad puts on sons headset while he's afk*
son's friend: what's your favorite strain of weed?
dad: skywalker og!!!
Driving purely based on memory or following road signs without the assistance of a GPS. Term originated from scene in the movie Star Wars in which Luke Skywalker trusts his instincts and turns off his targeting computer to blow up the Death Star.
I can skywalk to the airport but then will need to use Google Maps to get to the right terminal.
I need to use my GPS to navigate through downtown but once I get on the freeway, I can skywalk all the way home.
Apple Maps is so unreliable, I would rather skywalk.
someone who tans to the point of becoming somewhat orange and is a douche.
someone who tans in general and is a douche or a whiny little git.
i went to pride last year and in the middle of this big crowd, i swear i saw tanikin skywalker complaining about something.