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A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.
10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!
Don't say this backwards, It's a trick.
Dude1: What's "Slab Amogus" backwards
Dude2: Sugoma Bals-
Dude2: Wait
Dude1: *Laughs Very Hard*
Recieving oral sex while in a cabin, in the woods.
"I heard David and Kelsey did a bit of cabin slabbing up at their cabin!"
Candy Slab is candy paint on a car. Slab is slow low and baggin. So its candy paint on a slabed car
Perpetratin hatin ass, see me ridin candy slab. Chamillionaire, (In The Trunk)
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When your HIGH AS FUCK at Barnhart at the University of Oregon at midnight and you think that a river is a solid piece of concrete...
me: ayo Dalen go do a backflip onto the concrete slab
Dalen: say less
A scab slab is a skateboard term for the cement separators at the front of parking spaces in a parking lot.
Tim tried a freaky grind off the scab slab in the Walgreen's parking lot but his trucks hit a crack and he busted his knee. cement block
A slut slab is created when you have a king size box spring underneath a queen size matress with no frame. The extra hangover created is the slut slab. Slut slabs come in handy when sluts unfortunately have to sleep over.
"Dude that sluts getting dropped off is she crashing with you"
"Yea but she's sleeping on the slut slab"
"Wanna cuddle"
"Fuck no, get on yo slab hoe"