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Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.
My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.
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When someone sets their scrotum on a sleeping person's chin, and sings a Christmas carol.
Santa gave Mrs. Claus a good old fashioned sleepy Christmas this year!
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The point of no return. That point when your past your limit of consciousness late at night, but you are still asleep. When you're so sleepy you are in a state of euphoria, kind of like being high. Best results exhibited at 2-3 a.m. with a friend who is also sleepy high. (Not responsible for any damges done to readers or reader's houses.)
Oh dude, is it 2 o'clock already? Yeah finna get sleepy high...
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Another term for the puffy eyes stoners get when they partake in the smoking of marijuana.
Can be mistaken for eyes affected by sleep deprivation.
"Hey, Jamal, you've got some sleepy eyes there. You been smoking?"
"Oh no, look at my sleepy eyes! My mom's going to know I'm high for sure!"
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A sexy voice girls like to hear
“That boy over there has a sexy ass sleepy voice
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Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you
Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!
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A weakness felt in the hands leaving one temporarly unable to make a tight fist or to unscrew a bottle top. This syndrome usually occures early in the morning or late at night(when one is sleepy).
The man could not open the jar because he had sleepy hands.
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