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Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
A late-night Uber Pool packed full of passed-out passengers.
Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye
When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness
Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.
I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber
Someone who regularly sleeps in other peoples beds, but they only sleep. Can happen repeatedly with one person, or multiple different people.
"I slept in his bed last night..." - girl one
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
Luigi’s Mansion 3. Play on “Link’s Awakening”.
Coined by Failboat.
Luigi’s Slumber is great.