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The act of when a man uses his penis to smear his seed across a woman's breasts, as if his seed was cream cheese and her breasts were a nice poppyseed bagel.
Yeah, that Erin! She sure enjoyed the bap smear I gave her last week!
Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".
Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!
Don: Disgusting!
Jerking someone off while driving , jerking ex’s best friend off
If I get in the passenger seat you have to give me a smear and steer
He WAS a well-natured marathi boy, well at least that was until MARCH 18TH 2022. On this very solemn day, a hint of shit, smeared along the back wall, was spotted by our very own saranyan. An investigation into the smearer had commenced and the FBI had been involved. Little known to shyam(sunder) and rishi, the smearer was among us.
This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.
SARANYAN: eww what is that brown thing on the wall
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.
Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.
A sensationally ugly piece of garbage that has no life and it burns your eyes to look at.
Damn look at her, she's tabloid smear.
ugly horrific idiotic
The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.
Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!
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