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During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.
Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.
The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple
Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!
The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out
I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night
The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
When a girl with no teeth gives you head
I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out
A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.
A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.
I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.