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(noun) A sneeze that smells/tastes of honey. A strange phenomenon shared by a lucky few. Honey sneezers can be found on the internet and the condition is yet unexplained...
Dave: Oh, I just had a honey sneeze!
Bob: WTF?!?
Dave: You know, a sneeze that smelt like honey...?
Bob: WTF?!? Piss off Dave.
John: Wow, dave, are you a honey sneezer too!!!
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Mistake made by the government.
"Nixon's watergate scandal is a well known government sneeze."
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The process of blowing your load into a tissue.
"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
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A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth
My girlfriend wanted to give me a zuccerberg sneeze
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When you're in a lying down or almost lying down position, and are forced to do a sit up by a sneeze.
I could barely fall asleep last night; my roomie in the top bunk was doing sneeze-ups.
How am I supposed to fall asleep if i can't stop doing sneeze-ups?
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when one is out with friends drinking and your alcoholic beverage goes down the wrong way, giving you that watery mouth making you feel like you are going to be sick. The feeling subsides and then an urge to sneeze comes. The upwards pressure of the sneeze causes you to chunder over yourself leaving you with a startled look not knowing what just happened
did you just cunder-sneeze?
what just happened? I think you just chunder-sneezed
Remember when (insert name) chunder-sneezed last night?lol
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n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.
n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"