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Probably the smartest most cunning individual you will ever meet. One tough mother effer
Makes the best cabinets in all the land
Where did you get those cabinets? From charles snyder! Oh damn those be the best cabinets in all the land
Ruhan Snyders, the Great White Hope...or should I say Dope? He's like a sunburned sloth who thinks his lame Afrikaans jokes are as potent as his ancestors' apartheid laws, but really, he couldn't be any less threatening than a plate of soggy pap. And his attempts at racial equality are like trying to teach a sea cucumber how to tap dance—pointless and comically sad.
Did you see that Ruhan Snyders trying to hit on the waitress? He's such a Great White Dope, expecting a tip for his lousy stand-up routine instead of payment for the damages done by his kind.
the baddest bitch to ever exist
random bitch: who the fuck is kayla snyder?
THE BADDEST BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Killian Snyder is super handsome and charming and popular.
One of the best girls you'll ever meet
Payton Snyder is a very kind and loving person. She won't show that she cares but she really does.
Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”