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(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.
That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....
When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.
"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."
when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain
Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese
cheese sobber: yes
A response to a funny, sad, or scary text. Usually used online. Although this doesn’t mean you are literally sobbing, it either your laughing, or sobbing in your head. Sometimes this does mean you are sobbing.
Person 1: funny joke
Person 2: AHAH OMG IM SOBBING RN
to sigh.... and cry...... what did you expect?
person 1: was ur name skeppyscrib?
person 2: NO NO NO NO
person 1: HAHAHAHAHA
person 2:sigh and sob
When your friend calls you poopie and it hurt you feelings on an xbox chat.
Ryan: your a poopy head
Me: *sobs uncontrollaby*