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When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!
Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.
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-When a woman pisses all over a male companions head when she's on her period.
Owen to Louis
"Dude, I had to shower for hours after my girl gave me a Golden Sombrero
The only cool and swagalicious twitter user who can make that ass drop
"Hey bro you see the latest Sombrero Krillin tweet?" "No?" (He then proceeds to piss in the others mouth)
When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.
When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.
When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.
My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!
Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head
The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him