Unfortunate Son

A nickname flexibly used for the 45th POTUS and any of his three known sons because they are the offspring of 45’s father, a well-known and highly accomplished tax fraudster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, Fred’s Unfortunate Son may have to do time for his less restrained and probably more damaging greed.

Son of a Bush

An excited utterance or exclamation muttered by US tourists when traveling overseas during the term of the 43rd US president - George W Bush (2001–2009).

President Bush's aggressive policies drew the ire of many people worldwide. So much so, that being a US citizen traveling abroad invoked a certain scorn from the locals, which prompted this defensive mantra.

Hey!! I don't like my president either. Please understand that I didn't vote for that Son of a Bush!!!

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yeet son

bottle

son nick: dad, get me a beer.
dad rick: yeet son.

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shit son

Usually said in disbelief, shock, or amazment.

Shit son! I didnt know we get ALL 100 porn channels!!!

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son of a bitch

something you can call a motherfucking bastard.

1: ey man, i stole your credit card.
2:you son of a bitch

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sons of gaea

Motorcycle Club from the Bay Area CA. members are huge men who resemble the gigantes of greek mythology. 6'8 and 300 pounds is standard. Legend has it that one of the giants pushed a broken down car over a cliff with his own hands because it was blocking the road.

Hey Johnny, did you see those monsters on the motorcycles? Uncle Skip, those were the Sons Of Gaea Motorcycle Club.

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son of a dick

A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.

Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.

Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.

Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?

Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.

Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.

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