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Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.
A synonym for waterboarding.
Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
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Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”
"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.
You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.
Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.
Spas black is the best in the world
The best circuit in HISTORY (altough it caused a lot of fatal accidentes its still the best)
Random: wanna see F1?
Me: Sure, what GP is it?
Random: The belgium GP.
Me: *left all the activites i have to do to watch the belgium GP (aka Circuit De Spa-Francorchamps)*
Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.
You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.
You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.
Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.
"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."