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Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 11, 2021


Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco May 11, 2012

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State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

by Katy Proper December 30, 2009


SPAED

Same Procedure As Every Day

let's go for lunch SPAED

by FlipperFipper November 29, 2019


spa la la la

When a 4000ft roll of high strength tensile wire comes unbound on the spool as you're trying to pull it out,

that's spa la la la. When you drop a box of toothpicks and they go everywhere, that's spa la la la.

Man you knocked over the entire cabinet in that pottery warehouse and shit went total spa la la la.

by Leathernutz January 6, 2023


Spas black

Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.

Spas black is the best in the world

by Suuuuuuuuuii March 5, 2022


Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.

You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.

by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022