Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

spank

To trip or fall in the street. To crash when on a bicycle, skateboard, jetski etc. resulting in a fall.

A pensioner trips on the curb and falls to the ground.
Onlooker shouts "SPANK!"
or
"I was doing rollerblade time trials in the park, but I hit a stone and spanked into the fountain."

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Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

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Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

reverse spank

The riskiest sexual move a man can perform. The man attempts to reach around and spank the woman currently riding his dick like there’s no tomorrow. If done correctly, the woman becomes so aroused that she instantly cums. She then proceeds to beg the man to marry her if he has not already. If done incorrectly, the consequences could be devastating...

Man: I’m waking up, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts. FUCK MY NUTS! I ATTEMPTED A REVERSE SPANK ON MY GF AND I SLAPPED MY NUTS

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spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

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Spank the entropy

( abbrev. STE) Derivatives: Spank it; spank it hard (abbrev. SIH)

1. put in order and reduce chaos.
2. an expression of encouragement, a rally of support to handle a challenge.
3. get a grip on unruly matter and energy; overcome obstacles.
4. exerting personal will to prevent or stop deterioration of an object or situation.
5. a call to defeat the doctrine of inevitable decline and degeneration.
6. slapping the tendency of all matter and energy in the universe to decay to a state of inert uniformity.
7. looking the Second Law of Thermodynamics in the eye.

"Spank the entropy!"

"That sucks but I know you can spank it."

"I gotta spank my room it's a mess."

"He spanked the financial insolvency situation."

"Get a grip, spank it man, spank it hard."

"I'm off to spank some entropy."

A: "What an f-in mess."
B: "Well ... spank it."

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